Jozi Cheesiness
Let’s talk cheese.
I once visited Paris, the world’s cheese Mecca. There were cheese shops on every corner. I gazed longingly through the cheese shop windows but I never entered; I was too intimidated. How do you choose a cheese when there are 500 cheeses to choose from? Especially when you must read the labels in French?
I’ve always regretted my cowardice on that trip and wondered what I missed out on. I’ve found a chance to redeem myself here in South Africa, at the Cheese Gourmet in the Joburg suburb of Linden.

There are lots of cows in South Africa so it makes sense that there is also lots of cheese. The Cheese Gourmet has it all – hundreds of varieties of cheese, all but two of which are produced in South Africa. (The shop carries two Italian imports.) Cheese Gourmet also sells charcuterie and all kinds of local gourmet food products.
Massive cheese selection aside, the Cheese Gourmet is a nice place to visit. It’s a cheerful space and the staff are friendly and eager to assist. They’ll let you taste as many cheeses as you want for free.

I have a confession to make. I’ve been to the Cheese Gourmet twice and haven’t purchased anything yet. And I think I know the reason. Before I go cheese-shopping at the Cheese Gourmet, I like to stuff myself with a cheesy meal at the attached Cheese Café. (Cheese Gourmet. Cheese Café. Get it?) Once I finish eating, I am too full to shop.

Not surprisingly, cheese features prominently in just about every item on the menu at the Cheese Café. (Sorry, lactose-intolerants. The Cheese Café is not for you.) The Café also serves good coffee and breakfast all day. My only complaint is that there is no macaroni and cheese. Note to the Cheese Café chef: Please consider adding this excellent American dish to your menu. I promise you won’t regret it.


If you like cheese and are passing anywhere within a 20-mile radius of Linden (a charming suburb a few kilometers northwest of Melville), you must visit this cheesy slice of heaven.
The Cheese Gourmet/Cheese Café is at the corner of 3rd Ave. and 7th St., Linden.
I am addicted to cheese, so this place looks like heaven to me!
It is pretty heavenly.
OMG–I adore cheese, so this place looks amazing and I imagine tastes even better! Kathy
Wow… this post made us so hungry!!! We are now about to eat a huge plate of……..?? Yes, CURRY! We are on a little farm in the mountains in the Eastern Cape and have forgotten what it’s like to shop with so many choices in front of you! We thoroughly enjoyed reading your blog and it gave us lots of laughs!
Hey, thanks for reading the blog and I’m glad you enjoyed it. We are spoiled by food options in Joburg compared to most of South Africa – yet another cool thing about this city.
Oh my. So delicious! I’m terribly jealous as now I’m living in Papua New Guinea cheese is a dream that is VERY difficult to find… please enjoy a few more pieces for me!
Life without cheese would be very sad.
How have I not discovered this yet?? I’ve been looking for a replacement cheese store for an amazing South African gorgonzola after the lovely Passion Deli in Parkhurst closed… I will need to check this out immediately.
You must go, TODAY. You’ll be in heaven.
There are already plans in the works for this weekend, don’t worry!