Message From the 2Summers Muse

by | Oct 18, 2012 | Instagram, Johannesburg, The Melville Cat | 16 comments

From the Melville Cat:

Heather is short on blog material this week, so she asked me to provide some entertainment for her audience. I complied by presenting myself around the house in a series of creative poses, inviting Heather to photograph me with that instrument called an iPad.

My efforts resulted in the following vertical triptych.

I’ve discovered that I have a true talent for cat modeling. I’m available for hire in the lower Melville area, for the reasonable fee of 20 grams of cooked rotisserie chicken per hour. If you are interested, please leave a message on this blog. Thank you.

16 Comments

  1. Slowvelder

    If I lived near you I would hire you on the spot. You are beautiful!

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    • 2summers

      Thank you, Slowvelder.

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  2. Gail Wilson

    What a natural model, stunning.

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    • 2summers

      Thank you Gail. You clearly have a good eye for beauty.

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  3. Fiver

    I can offer an overseas contract in glamorous London (with an extension at Brighton seaside) for an unlimited length of time at a flat fee of one whole grilled chicken per week. Deal?

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    • 2summers

      Dear Fiver,

      While I am fond of you and your husband and I respect you as an artist, I don’t think the English climate would suit me. Also, Heather says there are no lizards in England and I like hunting lizards. So, sorry, no deal. Unless, of course, you decide to move back to Melville.

      Yours sincerely,
      The Melville Cat

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      • catherine

        The Melville cat on the couch should be the next Vanity Fair magazine cover!

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        • 2summers

          The Melville Cat thanks you for that ego boost.

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  4. eremophila

    Classic Egyptian poses! Obviously a blue-blood.♥

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    • 2summers

      Thank you. The Slowvelder called me a Sphinx!

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  5. Caroline Hurry

    I think you are ABSOLUTELY gorgeous and I would pay you two rotisserie chickens …

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    • 2summers

      Thank you, Carrie. Call any time.

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  6. Ryan Wulfsohn

    What a beautiful kitty!

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