Message From the 2Summers Muse

From the Melville Cat:

Heather is short on blog material this week, so she asked me to provide some entertainment for her audience. I complied by presenting myself around the house in a series of creative poses, inviting Heather to photograph me with that instrument called an iPad.

My efforts resulted in the following vertical triptych.

I’ve discovered that I have a true talent for cat modeling. I’m available for hire in the lower Melville area, for the reasonable fee of 20 grams of cooked rotisserie chicken per hour. If you are interested, please leave a message on this blog. Thank you.

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  • Reply Slowvelder October 18, 2012 at 4:04 pm

    If I lived near you I would hire you on the spot. You are beautiful!

    • Reply 2summers October 18, 2012 at 9:05 pm

      Thank you, Slowvelder.

  • Reply Gail Wilson October 18, 2012 at 4:53 pm

    What a natural model, stunning.

    • Reply 2summers October 18, 2012 at 9:06 pm

      Thank you Gail. You clearly have a good eye for beauty.

  • Reply Fiver October 18, 2012 at 5:56 pm

    I can offer an overseas contract in glamorous London (with an extension at Brighton seaside) for an unlimited length of time at a flat fee of one whole grilled chicken per week. Deal?

    • Reply 2summers October 18, 2012 at 9:05 pm

      Dear Fiver,

      While I am fond of you and your husband and I respect you as an artist, I don’t think the English climate would suit me. Also, Heather says there are no lizards in England and I like hunting lizards. So, sorry, no deal. Unless, of course, you decide to move back to Melville.

      Yours sincerely,
      The Melville Cat

      • Reply catherine October 18, 2012 at 9:13 pm

        The Melville cat on the couch should be the next Vanity Fair magazine cover!

        • Reply 2summers October 18, 2012 at 9:18 pm

          The Melville Cat thanks you for that ego boost.

  • Reply eremophila October 18, 2012 at 11:50 pm

    Classic Egyptian poses! Obviously a blue-blood.♥

    • Reply 2summers October 19, 2012 at 12:27 pm

      Thank you. The Slowvelder called me a Sphinx!

  • Reply Caroline Hurry October 19, 2012 at 6:03 am

    I think you are ABSOLUTELY gorgeous and I would pay you two rotisserie chickens …

    • Reply 2summers October 19, 2012 at 12:28 pm

      Thank you, Carrie. Call any time.

  • Reply janedoewhattayhoe October 27, 2012 at 1:25 pm

    This is beautiful!

  • Reply Ryan Wulfsohn June 10, 2013 at 11:02 pm

    What a beautiful kitty!

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