10 Really Cool Jozi Places I Didn't Blog About in 2017

I blogged about a lot of Jozi places in 2017. But there are also a lot of places I visited but never managed to write up, for one reason or another.

Lots of these places are really cool and I don’t want their photos to languish forever in my Lightroom catalog. Also, I want you to visit them. So here is a quick rundown of the 10 best places I never blogged about in 2017.

Jozi Places I Should Have Blogged About in 2017

1) Urban Backpackers/Kafe Noir (Joburg CBD)

Urban Backpackers is a youth hostel smack in the middle of the Joburg CBD, at 98 Anderson Street. The ground floor of Urban Backpackers is Kafe Noir, a funky coffeeshop. The rooftop is a bar and party venue.

Chilling on the rooftop of Urban Backpackers after the Hi-Tec #WalkMyCity event . (Photo: Fiver Löcker)

Urban Backpackers is owned by Papy Nakuw, a fashion designer who also owns the Urban Zulu clothing label. Papy is impossibly cool. His design workshop is just across the street.

I like the Urban Backpackers because it’s an unexpected place in an unexpected location. Kafe Noir and the rooftop are generally open to the public but you should call first to be sure.

2) The Royale (Craighall)

The Royale is a Cuban-inspired restaurant, occupying the spot where Warm & Glad used to be. The Royale is notable for its colorful, Caribbean-inspired decor, which seems to be a trend in the Joburg restaurant scene at the moment.

The Royale bar.

Hip new restaurants popped up around Joburg at an alarming rate in 2017 – each one more trendy and glamorous than the next. I visited many and blogged about few. But the Royale was one of my favorites. The Cuban sandwich I ordered was tasty and the rum cocktails were strong. When I was there in late November, a speakeasy was in progress in a back room behind the restaurant. Hopefully it’s opened by now.

3) Manny’s - Hillside Fish & Chips (Rosettenville)

Manny’s, which is also called Hillside Fish & Chips (I’m not sure which name is paramount but I’m going with Manny’s), is the opposite of the Royale. It’s not new, nor is it trendy. Manny’s has been around for decades and according to my friend Kate, who frequented Manny’s as a kid, it hasn’t changed one bit.

I ordered a sandwich frighteningly named “the pregnant prego roll”. I can’t remember exactly what was on it but there was definitely meat (chicken, beef, or maybe both), a fried egg, slap chips (soggy french fries), and a lot of sauce. Maybe some cheese, too. It was delicious and cost R45 ($3.60).

4) Rio Douro Fisheries (Rosettenville)

Rio Douro Fisheries is a legendary fishmonger and butcher in the South of Joburg. I went to Rio Douro on the same day I went to Manny’s, on a tour of the South with Kate, and intended to write them up together as a #Gauteng52 post. Somehow it never happened.

Rio Douro is worth visiting for its large selection of fish, which is a Joburg rarity. Rio Douro also sells lots of interesting Portuguese foods and cooking accessories.

Best of all, Rio Douro has the coolest security guards in town.

5) Linden Swimming Pool (Linden)

I also considered including the Linden Pool in #Gauteng52, but I’d already done the Zoo Lake Pool and one Joburg swimming pool seemed enough.

But the Linden pool is particularly cool, first because it’s one of the few indoor public pools in the city and also for its interesting architecture.

I visited the Linden Pool as part of a group project called #20Laps, which you can read more about on my friend Ang’s blog, Jozi.Rediscovered. I think Ang’s Linden Pool post is coming up next.

6) Agog (New Doornfontein)

I think I held off on writing about Agog because it’s difficult to describe. It’s a wine bar, whiskey bar, restaurant, and art gallery, with multiple floors and a rooftop with interesting views of downtown Joburg. Agog is part of the Maboneng Precinct, in a formerly industrial section of New Doornfontein.

Agog’s ground floor is home to Nine Barrels, the wine bar, which features a huge variety of local and international wines by the glass. The middle floors house art exhibitions. The top floor is a whiskey and gin bar.

Good wine by the glass is hard to find in Joburg, and Agog is the best place to find it. It’s also just a lovely spot to spend an afternoon in the city.

7) Tembisa

Tembisa is a large township in Ekurhuleni, Joburg’s East Rand.

I included Winnie’s Tuck Shop, a kota restaurant in Tembisa, in the #Gauteng52 series. But I never got around to writing about Tembisa as a whole, which I experienced with a local tour guide named Walter Msibi.

Tembisa has an interesting history. It used to be an Afrikaans family farm and there are some buildings still standing from the original farmstead.

I can’t go into Tembisa’s full history here, but I encourage you to book a tour with Walter. His number is 078-248-8598. You can also book Walter through Mozee Tours and Transport.

8) The Stuff We Love (Melville)

The Stuff We Love used to be a vintage shop on 7th Street in Melville. But the owners, Susan and Gwynn, recently closed the shop and went mobile, selling their beautiful clothes at various pop-ups in Melville and surrounds. I visited one such pop-up a few months ago at Poppy’s Restaurant and had an insanely fun time.

Susan and Gwynn are fabulous. The clothes they sell are fabulous. Their customers are all fabulous. And they always have champagne.

The Stuff We Love is working on a website so they can sell online. In the meantime, follow their movements on Facebook.

9) Victoria Yards (Lorentzville)

Victoria Yards is also difficult to explain. It’s a brand-new complex in Lorentzville, which is between Bertrams and Troyeville, developed from a sprawl of old industrial buildings. Victoria Yards currently houses artists’ galleries and studios, event space, an urban garden, a chair factory, and a brewery/pizza parlor. There’s new stuff happening all the time.

I’ve got a couple of smaller posts planned about various businesses in Victoria Yards, but for now I think the whole place deserves a mention.

10) The Jazzfarm (Lanseria)

I hesitated to include the Jazzfarm as a #Gauteng52 entry because it is not a public place, per se. But it’s too interesting not to mention here.

The Jazzfarm is home to Myrtle Clarke and Jules Stobbs, aka the Dagga Couple. I found my way to the farm with Marie-Lais to do a story about the Dagga Couple’s labyrinth, which is extremely beautiful.

The Dagga Couple don’t publicize the location of their farm for obvious reasons. But they do have a Facebook page and they said people are welcome to come by appointment to walk the labyrinth. I recommend this. Also, it’s a great activity to combine with lunch at the nearby Culinary Table.

Thanks again to the friends who accompanied me to these places and especially to Marie-Lais, whose “Other Side of the City” column in the Saturday Citizen newspaper – Marie-Lais writes the column and I take the photos – motivated several of the visits.

There will be many more stories in 2018.